囧外国人的逻辑 & 赞Susan的星座预测   25 comments

到了英国,遭遇了两次逻辑shock!写出来让大家乐乐,还真不知道是他们逻辑太强还是我逻辑太弱……

1. 某次去宜家买家具,中午在餐厅吃饭同事点了意大利面但是没要西红柿酱,我想钱都花了那我要好了。于是出现下面的对话:
我:我要单独要那个酱
厨师温柔的说:不好意思,我们的酱不单卖,是散在面上面的。
我说:我知道的,可是刚才我朋友没要,那能不能用小碗单独给盛出来?
厨师依然很温柔:不好意思,我们的小碗是专门用来卖汤的,你要一碗汤么?
我:!@#¥%……&*……不用了。Baring teeth
厨师一脸无辜的看着我:还有什么我可以为您效劳的么?
我:……Confused

2. Towncenter有家餐厅(厄……为什么我的故事总是跟吃的挂钩……Tongue out)每周四晚供应印度餐,价格便宜量又足,所以一般周四晚上我不做饭,就去下馆子^_^
餐厅有推出一系列的印度菜,还有一种是为了让广大客户一次性可以品尝多种印度菜而准备的四个小碟子,盛的四种不同口味的菜。这个是性价比最高的,于是我和同事就点了两道这个菜。
点完没多久,同事回来说,服务员告诉他这道菜就剩下一份了,我们需要另外点分别的。菜单上别的都有。
我一看菜单,我们想吃的四种都在菜单上,都可以单独点大分,可是为什么小份就不可以了呢? 难道是餐厅碟子用完了?不可能啊
真搞不懂为什么不可以把大分菜拆分成多个小份@#¥%……&*(!!!

号外: Susan Miller的星座预测真的无比的准!今天去翻看了一下,第一句话就很震撼:Your home will be a major focus in February. Surprised

接下来基本就围绕着房子展开,哇哈哈,完全符合我现在的情况呀~Susan还真的很少这么专注的就一个方面分析过,感觉就像为我而写^_^
If you are up to making changes, whether large or small, you’ll be thrilled with the results. The solar eclipse that occurred last month on January 26 brought your home, property, and family-related plans to front and center of your life quite rapidly, so you may have already started to draw up blueprints. (26号左右就开始策划买家具,搞装饰,宜家都跑了三四次,时间基本吻合)

As you enter February, you may begin to see important opportunities to make your lifestyle closer to the way you want it to be. Last month Mercury was in weak, retrograde motion, but happily, you can make solid plans now that Mercury will move ahead February 1. (终于有机会亲自挑选所有家具和装饰了,爆开心~ 家里也开始初现原型了^_^等彻底弄好就上PP给大家看看^_^)

摘抄几句:
You may also want to check with an electrician too, to be sure your new upgraded space’s circuitry will be support many high tech items like flat screen TVs, new kitchen appliances, computers, and other such electronics. If your building was built several decades ago, you will want to make sure your sockets can handle the additional electrical demand you will place on them. (这个月我打交道最多的就是电工了,安洗衣机,换插座,装电话线,换电话插座……还买了N多的家用电器,还有同事送的TV)

Your home life seems to be very connected to what is going on in your career, and you will see this to be true at the month’s major moment, the lunar eclipse, February 9, operative plus or minus one week. You may need to relocate to accept your new post or it may be that your new job will allow you to upgrade your standard of living. (太准确了!没公司的福利,我是不可能住上那么好的房子以及有钱买家具滴~~)

While all of 2009 will be special for improving your living situation, February will be your best month of all, for you will have the support of so many other planets in Aquarius. If you need to do something difficult, such as to move across country, do a complete renovation, buy a house, or save your house from foreclosure, this would be the month to have talks, make applications, or draw up concrete plans, as the case may be. Realize that you don’t have to actually finish things, but it surely would be the right month to start. (那可不么,我可不是跋山涉水的跨国搬家,2月开始进入新家装潢的么?)

现在一切都在进行中,家里没网络,等有了网络再多多上照片^_^
各位周末愉快!

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Posted 2009/02/20 by Tian in My Life My Joy

25 responses to “囧外国人的逻辑 & 赞Susan的星座预测

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  1. 关于番茄酱这件事也不难理解,这也许就是东西方人的思维差异,按照我们的话来说:他们不懂得变通,当然你也可以理解为认真的意思。举个例子,他们的单词(语言)是字母的排列组合,而我国的是象形文字起源的汉字。前者注重局部,而后者注重整体。这些话相信你知道,可能是当时没有反应过来而已。个人观点仅供参考!呵呵!

  2. 被拖来发表感言,验证下susan miller的预言靠谱……我怀疑candy收了susan的贿赂

  3. to XQQ: 你太搞笑了,还有赖着不走一说? 哈哈哈~

  4. re楼下麦兜的对话,太搞笑了~~哈哈哈哈

  5. 为什么我在Susan Miller上是射手!我到底是啥萨。。本来没有疑问,看你这么一写,整个二月home与我完全没有关系么!难道。。。我在她那边是个射手??不过她说travel是二月份射手座的关键字,看来是有点道理。。可是可是,我还是要来在天蝎这边不走的!

  6. to Michelle:最近在搞啥子名堂哦 都没得你鬼影子,有空写个邮件给我三! 我上不了msn,家里没得网~印度我觉得就是各种咖喱三~~~to Zhen:你啥时候来英国?我在伯明翰附近^_^to MuLan:小地方,肯定混起没得成都爽三~

  7. 咿?还没发现tt转移到英国啦 哪个town也?

  8. 好幸福啊~~继续加油加油,呵呵

  9. changing everyday!:)

  10. 你要在英国待好久啊?印度菜除了咖哩还有啥子哦?

  11. Candy,我去英国的时候我们见见面吧

  12. 很好很强大~~~我也要看算命~

  13. 关键词:吃,装饰房子:)生活真美好.吃住都不少

  14. 相信算命的胜于相信自己。

  15. 我估计啊 那厨师哥们看了今年春晚 吸取经验不免费给卤了 恩 对了 你确认你去的不是苏格兰调情嘛

  16. 在国外都投资房地产了啊,真是跑步进入资产阶级……

  17. 窗外的风景看上去很英国

  18. 好别致的小窗台和装饰:)

  19. this pic is very very very cute!

  20. 1事件在法国餐厅也常遇到,只是他们会很明确标价在中国只需要付出一个微笑的cash

  21. 这会我代厨师很温柔的回答一下:对不起,我们盘子和面搭配着卖。你要来一份面吗?

  22. to thyho zheng:不用算第二份钱,因为厨师说了不能单独“卖”酱的……如果他收我的钱,那他就是在单卖我酱了

  23. 普及一下这个故事:麦兜:“麻烦你,鱼丸粗面。”老板:“没有粗面。”麦兜:“是吗,来碗鱼丸河粉吧。”老板:“没有鱼丸。”麦兜:“那要牛肚粗面吧。”老板:“没有粗面。”麦兜:“呃,那要鱼丸油面吧。”老板:“没有鱼丸。”麦兜:“怎么什么都没有啊,那要墨鱼丸粗面。”老板:“没有粗面。”麦兜:又卖完啦,麻烦你来碗鱼丸米线。老板:“没有鱼丸。”小猫:“麦兜啊,他们的鱼丸跟粗面都卖光了,就是所有跟鱼丸或粗面配搭都没了。”麦兜:“噢,没有那些搭配啊,麻烦你只要鱼丸吧。”老板:“没有鱼丸。”麦兜:“那粗面呢?”老板:“没有粗面。”

  24. to DengQinYuAn(代Candy回复) :原话: 那会不会算第二份的钱???!!!———————————————————————第一段,有“鱼丸粗面”的味道。。。

  25. 笨,你说我要 带西红柿酱的意大利面,装在一个干净的盘子里,不要面条,谢谢!

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